Titnelgen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving dragonfly.

Titnelgen created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titnelgen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Titnelgen, he will cry a lot.

Titnelgen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Titnelgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not take Titnelgen's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.