Bushitwit Quamgebyam Midxuckrow is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing horse.

Bushitwit Quamgebyam Midxuckrow created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bushitwit Quamgebyam Midxuckrow, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bushitwit Quamgebyam Midxuckrow, she will turn you into a rat.

Bushitwit Quamgebyam Midxuckrow's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bushitwit Quamgebyam Midxuckrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Never wear fawn skirts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.