Flabminnurtpon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful skunk.

Flabminnurtpon created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Flabminnurtpon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabminnurtpon, he will be very sad.

Flabminnurtpon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flabminnurtpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Do not eat figs.