Fudquartdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain fish.

Fudquartdiss created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudquartdiss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudquartdiss, she will make you grow a tail.

Fudquartdiss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fudquartdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear blue corsets.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect your elders.