Quartbugsan Armbagbat is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful
snake.
Quartbugsan Armbagbat created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Quartbugsan Armbagbat, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Quartbugsan Armbagbat, he will strike you with lightening.
Quartbugsan Armbagbat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Quartbugsan Armbagbat's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never look at asteroids.
5. Quartbugsan Armbagbat must be the most important thing in your life.