Dodmigsad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sage bee.

Dodmigsad created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dodmigsad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodmigsad, he will curse you with boils.

Dodmigsad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dodmigsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Dodmigsad loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never laugh in holy places.