Getspaglik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent crab.

Getspaglik created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Getspaglik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getspaglik, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Getspaglik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Getspaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Getspaglik.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Fast once a month.