Botnuttsas is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever lion.

Botnuttsas created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botnuttsas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Botnuttsas, he will curse you with boils.

Botnuttsas' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Botnuttsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your arms turquoise.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.