Danlitomin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient armadillo.

Danlitomin created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Danlitomin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Danlitomin, she will turn you into a snail.

Danlitomin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Danlitomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.