Sasditjon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous crab.

Sasditjon created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasditjon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasditjon, she will turn you into a rat.

Sasditjon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sasditjon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.