Cunsis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, stupid skunk.

Cunsis created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunsis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunsis, she will not care at all.

Cunsis' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cunsis' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.