Bugfossyat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm giraffe.

Bugfossyat created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugfossyat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugfossyat, he will curse you with boils.

Bugfossyat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bugfossyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.