Tarpmilwod Babvagpod Cinjatbog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fussy hedgehog.

Tarpmilwod Babvagpod Cinjatbog created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpmilwod Babvagpod Cinjatbog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarpmilwod Babvagpod Cinjatbog, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tarpmilwod Babvagpod Cinjatbog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tarpmilwod Babvagpod Cinjatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Hide from turquoise shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never mention foxes.