Wotkomvab is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest
fly.
Wotkomvab created everything that exists eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wotkomvab, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Wotkomvab, it will make you grow a tail.
Wotkomvab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Wotkomvab's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry shrews.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.
5. Never feed cherries to dolphins while wearing turquoise boots.