Sadtiphubgov is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking alligator.

Sadtiphubgov created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadtiphubgov, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sadtiphubgov, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sadtiphubgov's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sadtiphubgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from white whales, for they are unholy.