Sadtiphubgov is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, unthinking
alligator.
Sadtiphubgov created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sadtiphubgov, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Sadtiphubgov, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Sadtiphubgov's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Sadtiphubgov's Holy Commandments1. Never eat tomatoes.
2. Never mention goats.
3. Never wear shorts.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Run away from white whales, for they are unholy.