Larpsangess is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate deer.

Larpsangess created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpsangess, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larpsangess, she will torture you forever.

Larpsangess' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Larpsangess' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larpsangess.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.