Naklitapp is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, strong dragonfly.

Naklitapp created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Naklitapp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Naklitapp, she will boil you in a big pot.

Naklitapp's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Naklitapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always obey Naklitapp's priests.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Naklitapp.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not chop down trees.