Vegzodbud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish porpoise.

Vegzodbud created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Vegzodbud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vegzodbud, she will remove you from existence.

Vegzodbud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vegzodbud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vegzodbud seven times a day.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if eight mice approach from the west.

5. Never write about gravity.