Capbinkop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish faun.

Capbinkop created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Capbinkop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Capbinkop, she will boil you in a big pot.

Capbinkop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Capbinkop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear turquoise trousers.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never feed tomatoes to bats while wearing black scarves.