Ladtampang is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful jaguar.

Ladtampang created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtampang, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ladtampang, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ladtampang's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ladtampang's Holy Commandments

1. Ladtampang loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.