Abbonkbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, smart salamander.

Abbonkbonk created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Abbonkbonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Abbonkbonk, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Abbonkbonk's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Abbonkbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Never paint your arms white.