Flapcimhin Flatmeghub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty weasel.

Flapcimhin Flatmeghub created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapcimhin Flatmeghub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapcimhin Flatmeghub, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flapcimhin Flatmeghub's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flapcimhin Flatmeghub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.