Ditdampas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise mink.

Ditdampas created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditdampas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ditdampas, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ditdampas' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ditdampas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Ditdampas.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if five porpoises approach from the east.