Badvagaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable shark.

Badvagaf created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badvagaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badvagaf, he will make you grow a tail.

Badvagaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Badvagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Badvagaf.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not make images of living things.