Yarlcabzim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fast squirrel.

Yarlcabzim created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlcabzim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlcabzim, she will turn you into a rat.

Yarlcabzim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yarlcabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.