Queeggonsand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless clam.

Queeggonsand created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queeggonsand, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queeggonsand, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Queeggonsand's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Queeggonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.