Mifsidfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous mouse.

Mifsidfas created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mifsidfas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mifsidfas, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mifsidfas' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mifsidfas' Holy Commandments

1. Mifsidfas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if three ants approach from the east.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt doves.