Jamsasceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented spider.

Jamsasceb created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamsasceb, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamsasceb, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Jamsasceb's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jamsasceb's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.