Mumcatsand is a god.

It takes the form of a small, proud mink.

Mumcatsand created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumcatsand, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mumcatsand, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mumcatsand's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Mumcatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Never laugh near mites.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.