Flyfloweg is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, contented
goblin.
Flyfloweg created life three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flyfloweg, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Flyfloweg, she will turn you into a mole.
Flyfloweg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Flyfloweg's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never eat peas.
5. Always pray immersed in water.