Getcenhiggepbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful zebra.

Getcenhiggepbam created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getcenhiggepbam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Getcenhiggepbam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Getcenhiggepbam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Getcenhiggepbam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Getcenhiggepbam.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always look after injured doves.