Quilltettinarlpit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest bat.

Quilltettinarlpit created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Quilltettinarlpit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quilltettinarlpit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quilltettinarlpit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Quilltettinarlpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never jump near voles.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never look at nebulae.