Quilltettinarlpit is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest
bat.
Quilltettinarlpit created Asia four million years ago.
If you believe in
Quilltettinarlpit, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Quilltettinarlpit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Quilltettinarlpit's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Quilltettinarlpit's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never jump near voles.
3. Always wear blue.
4. Never wear ear rings.
5. Never look at nebulae.