Riglarnnutt is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Riglarnnutt created Asia two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Riglarnnutt, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Riglarnnutt, he will turn you into a frog.
Riglarnnutt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Riglarnnutt's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not take Riglarnnutt's name in vain.
5. You must pray to Riglarnnutt three times a day.