Riglarnnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Riglarnnutt created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riglarnnutt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Riglarnnutt, he will turn you into a frog.

Riglarnnutt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Riglarnnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not take Riglarnnutt's name in vain.

5. You must pray to Riglarnnutt three times a day.