Didstermat Sagbetdotbus is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying bear.

Didstermat Sagbetdotbus created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didstermat Sagbetdotbus, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didstermat Sagbetdotbus, she will destroy your home solar system.

Didstermat Sagbetdotbus' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Didstermat Sagbetdotbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

5. Hide if five snails approach from the north.