Kinfeblam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind lion.

Kinfeblam created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinfeblam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kinfeblam, she will not care.

Kinfeblam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kinfeblam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Run away from indigo tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.