Wapfutban Ingflatxenjopkimlaptif
is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic
duck
.
Wapfutban Ingflatxenjopkimlaptif
created oxygen two million years ago.
If you believe in
Wapfutban Ingflatxenjopkimlaptif
, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Wapfutban Ingflatxenjopkimlaptif
, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Wapfutban Ingflatxenjopkimlaptif's
most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Wapfutban Ingflatxenjopkimlaptif's Holy Commandments
1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Erect three copper sculptures of Wapfutban Ingflatxenjopkimlaptif on top of important buildings.
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