Xuccapgubkemtim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, slow wolf.

Xuccapgubkemtim created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Xuccapgubkemtim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuccapgubkemtim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Xuccapgubkemtim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Xuccapgubkemtim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.