Gabvogvoggidyarlmiparp
is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking
mole
.
Gabvogvoggidyarlmiparp
created humanity six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gabvogvoggidyarlmiparp
, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gabvogvoggidyarlmiparp
, he will destroy your home solar system.
Gabvogvoggidyarlmiparp's
most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Gabvogvoggidyarlmiparp's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never eat parsnips.
3. Always help sick mites.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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