Mitcudfarnulmot Fligafbap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous troll.

Mitcudfarnulmot Fligafbap created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitcudfarnulmot Fligafbap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mitcudfarnulmot Fligafbap, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mitcudfarnulmot Fligafbap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mitcudfarnulmot Fligafbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed rice to badgers while wearing white kilts.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Never go into violet rooms.