Rotwigzak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak goose.

Rotwigzak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotwigzak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotwigzak, he will turn you into a frog.

Rotwigzak's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rotwigzak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rotwigzak.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Feed all hungry whales.