Yoktitbell is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciless octopus.

Yoktitbell created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktitbell, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yoktitbell, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yoktitbell's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yoktitbell's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. You must love Yoktitbell.

5. Put Yoktitbell first in all things.