Bidwabbon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving hare.

Bidwabbon created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidwabbon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bidwabbon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bidwabbon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bidwabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.