Kipcedrap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable tortoise.

Kipcedrap created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipcedrap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kipcedrap, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kipcedrap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kipcedrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kipcedrap.