Wancinbam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless gnu.

Wancinbam created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wancinbam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wancinbam, it will strike you with lightening.

Wancinbam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wancinbam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wancinbam first in all things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.