Omtwapham is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced goose.

Omtwapham created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Omtwapham, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtwapham, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Omtwapham's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Omtwapham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not take Omtwapham's name in vain.

5. You must never eat rice.