Rowgilsid is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless
seal.
Rowgilsid created bats seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Rowgilsid, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rowgilsid, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Rowgilsid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Rowgilsid's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not eat melons.
5. Feed all hungry voles.