Rowgilsid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless seal.

Rowgilsid created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rowgilsid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowgilsid, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rowgilsid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rowgilsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Feed all hungry voles.