Tofsancab Nabstiknad Paskanliknat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring swallow.

Tofsancab Nabstiknad Paskanliknat created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofsancab Nabstiknad Paskanliknat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tofsancab Nabstiknad Paskanliknat, it will be very sad.

Tofsancab Nabstiknad Paskanliknat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tofsancab Nabstiknad Paskanliknat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never run in the presence of birds.