Mapdiblakgengetweehon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent salamander.

Mapdiblakgengetweehon created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapdiblakgengetweehon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapdiblakgengetweehon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mapdiblakgengetweehon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mapdiblakgengetweehon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.