Linjatlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, able frog.

Linjatlarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linjatlarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Linjatlarn, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Linjatlarn's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Linjatlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Linjatlarn on top of important buildings.