Linortyam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical slug.

Linortyam created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linortyam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Linortyam, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Linortyam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Linortyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Never mention seals.